22nd Nov 2009
Sunday // 1am // 4 hours ago
If I ever become a millionaire...
I will run an ad-free, attractive and accurate lyrics web site.
We’ve put men on the goddamned moon yet still can’t figure this out?
22nd Nov 2009
Sunday // 1am // 4 hours ago

A phrase I quoted many a time in my early 20’s. Though some would claim I have used this even in my late 20’s.
Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I’ve been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I’ve come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.
(this truth took me 28 years to absorb)
21st Nov 2009
Saturday // 12am // 1 day ago
Glad to report that:
-“Pirate Radio” was amazing and I can’t wait to see it again
-my date didn’t make fun of me for sobbing like a baby
-I was reminded to bring this song back into my life
18th Nov 2009
Wednesday // 9pm // 3 days ago

Dear world,
Please become more like Tom Philip, who drew this amazing picture of me and Hanson as a thank you today.
Love,
Jessica
18th Nov 2009
Wednesday // 8am // 3 days ago
Bob Dylan’s version of “Must Be Santa”
IS THIS HOW AWESOME ALL CHRISTMAS PARTIES ARE?!
Ah hem, not that Channukah parties aren’t awesome…
17th Nov 2009
Tuesday // 11pm // 4 days ago
In an alternate universe...
Would Kimmy Gibler, Screech, Fez and Harry Solomon be friends or enemies?
17th Nov 2009
Tuesday // 10pm // 4 days ago
URDB/CollegeHumor
Teaming up with College Humor on Thursday. Should be bananas.
urdb:
We are performing at CollegeHumor Live this Thursday night at 9:30 at UCB Theatre. Advanced tickets are sold out, but the stand-by line is a solid bet if you show up early enough. Come by and say hi!
Universal Record Database will be at the CollegeHumor show this Thursday (11/19/2009) to document this very funny crew attempt to beat some existing records on our site. Show begins at 9:30 at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in Manhattan. If you can’t make it, stay tuned for a recap and photos on Friday.
Whoa, this is a nice little bonus to what is already going to be a great night.
16th Nov 2009
Monday // 12am // 6 days ago
FINALLY
John Stamos is receiving the 2,393rd star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame tomorrow, which will be right next to Dick Van Dyke’s.
For those wondering, my boyfriend John currently plays the role that Dick originated on Broadway in “Bye Bye Birdie.”
HOW CUTE!



