Jess Agi

22^nd Nov 2009

Sunday // 2am // 2 hours ago

Ways to fix SNL

22^nd Nov 2009

Sunday // 1am // 4 hours ago

If I ever become a millionaire...

I will run an ad-free, attractive and accurate lyrics web site.

We’ve put men on the goddamned moon yet still can’t figure this out?

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22^nd Nov 2009

Sunday // 1am // 4 hours ago

frankhejl:

A phrase I quoted many a time in my early 20’s. Though some would claim I have used this even in my late 20’s.

toridactyl:

helloclarice:

insidelingo:gtfomom:

Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I’ve been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I’ve come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.

(this truth took me 28 years to absorb)

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22^nd Nov 2009

Sunday // 12am // 4 hours ago

(via sweethomestyle)

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21^st Nov 2009

Saturday // 1pm // 15 hours ago

hilarysiegel:

Jimmy Fallon NAILS the Real Housewives series. I LOVE THIS! Why have I not seen this before? Oh yeah, because I never watch Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

Ditto—this is amazing.

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21^st Nov 2009

Saturday // 12am // 1 day ago

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Plays: 37

Glad to report that:

-“Pirate Radio” was amazing and I can’t wait to see it again
-my date didn’t make fun of me for sobbing like a baby
-I was reminded to bring this song back into my life

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18^th Nov 2009

Wednesday // 9pm // 3 days ago

Dear world,

Please become more like Tom Philip, who drew this amazing picture of me and Hanson as a thank you today.

Love,
Jessica

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18^th Nov 2009

Wednesday // 8am // 3 days ago

Bob Dylan’s version of “Must Be Santa”

IS THIS HOW AWESOME ALL CHRISTMAS PARTIES ARE?!

Ah hem, not that Channukah parties aren’t awesome…

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17^th Nov 2009

Tuesday // 11pm // 4 days ago

In an alternate universe...

Would Kimmy Gibler, Screech, Fez and Harry Solomon be friends or enemies?

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17^th Nov 2009

Tuesday // 10pm // 4 days ago

URDB/CollegeHumor

amandalynferri:

bobdebird:

Teaming up with College Humor on Thursday. Should be bananas.

urdb:

jakeandamir:

We are performing at CollegeHumor Live this Thursday night at 9:30 at UCB Theatre. Advanced tickets are sold out, but the stand-by line is a solid bet if you show up early enough. Come by and say hi!

Universal Record Database will be at the CollegeHumor show this Thursday (11/19/2009) to document this very funny crew attempt to beat some existing records on our site. Show begins at 9:30 at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in Manhattan. If you can’t make it, stay tuned for a recap and photos on Friday.

Whoa, this is a nice little bonus to what is already going to be a great night.