Nov7 2009 audio

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“Maybe This Time” - Liza Minnelli

Can’t wait until I’m retired in Boca and able to enjoy my nightly apple martini and enviable “Jewish grandma” record collection.

Nov4 2009 text

Alaska State Troopers

…are among the worst people I’ve ever met.

I can’t believe National Geographic made this into a TV show.

(And I can’t believe I’m watching it because I’m homesick.)

Nov3 2009 chat

I should take my own advice.

  • Duane Reade Checkout Lady: Should I do it?
  • Me: ...do what?
  • DRCL: I can't tell. It's personal. Should I?
  • Me: Um, well, will anyone get hurt?
  • DRCL: No.
  • Me: Then do it.
  • DRCL: Why?!
  • Me: Because if you're ever not sure if you should do something or not do something, then you should do it.
  • DRCL: Really?
  • Me: You'll always remember stuff you did, not the stuff you didn't do.
  • DRCL: Are you a Capricorn?
  • Me: Yes.
  • DRCL: Knew it.

Nov2 2009 video

“How to Train Your Dragon” THE MOVIE!!!!!!

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Nov2 2009 image

conormckeon: A skeptical former co-worker, who shall remain nameless (*cough* Ben Joseph *cough) expressed a great level of doubt when they received the news of my getting a haircut, and promptly asked for photographic evidence. This is that evidence. I hope they’re happy. Conor is a total heartthrob. So glad I got to press a heart button to honor his post.

conormckeon:

A skeptical former co-worker, who shall remain nameless (*cough* Ben Joseph *cough) expressed a great level of doubt when they received the news of my getting a haircut, and promptly asked for photographic evidence. This is that evidence. I hope they’re happy.

Conor is a total heartthrob. So glad I got to press a heart button to honor his post.

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Nov2 2009 video

clondon:

I was wrong. There is a way to make Lady Gaga enjoyable.

…but let it be known that this is the only way.

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Nov2 2009 image

fuckyeahspace: “It’s not how small the Earth is, it’s just how big everything else is.” — Bill Anders Welp, this is all it takes for me to feel really embarrassed about whatever dumb problems I currently have.

fuckyeahspace:

“It’s not how small the Earth is, it’s just how big everything else is.”

— Bill Anders

Welp, this is all it takes for me to feel really embarrassed about whatever dumb problems I currently have.

Nov1 2009 video

Thanks for making threesomes fun again, Britney!

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Oct31 2009 image

jennifermorris: steveagee: My landlord, Ken and his son Riley.  God I love Halloween. This is my favourite photo on the internet. COOL DAD!

jennifermorris:

steveagee:

My landlord, Ken and his son Riley.  God I love Halloween.

This is my favourite photo on the internet.

COOL DAD!

Oct31 2009 video

Ewoks + wine + Al Roker = Al Roker getting humped by a drunk Ewok on live TV

(FF to 1:30)

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Oct31 2009 video

clondon:

You’re welcome.

I’ve never felt happier.

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Oct31 2009 video

dominiquecherise:

www.thefuntheory.com

<3 creativity.

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Oct29 2009 image

(via clondon) lol

(via clondon)

lol

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Oct29 2009 image

streeter: Tonight!  CH Live - 9:30 at the UCB! Come hang out with us! Just jump on the standby line at 9 and there is a 100% chance you’ll get in.  If not, I will give you $5 of my own money after the show. Maybe… If you don&#8217;t get in via standby, I also will give you $5 of Streeter&#8217;s own money.

streeter:

Tonight!  CH Live - 9:30 at the UCB!

Come hang out with us! Just jump on the standby line at 9 and there is a 100% chance you’ll get in.  If not, I will give you $5 of my own money after the show.

Maybe…

If you don’t get in via standby, I also will give you $5 of Streeter’s own money.

Oct29 2009 link

Whoa, TV execs...really?!

I hope this is the last—albeit horrifying—straw and inspires a nationwide resurgence in wanting quality, scripted TV programming.

No more reality shows. Please?