Fun fact courtesy of JDate
Can’t Take My Eyes off You - Frankie Valli
This is one of my top 5 favorite songs of all time.
Kevin Jonas (the Isaac Hanson of the Jonas Brothers) just got engaged.
Nah I’m fine lol. Thanks for asking though.
What was that? Oh no, I can’t hang out tonight. Sorry, already made plans!
…oh, um, nothing special I guess. Just gonna watch “27 Dresses” on loop and spend some q-time with my old buds Ben and Jerry while drowning my sorrows into their tub of artery-clogging comfort BECAUSE A GODDAMNED JONAS BROTHER IS GETTING MARRIED AND I’M STILL FUCKING SINGLE.
Today is my parents’ 30th wedding anniversary.
Their wedding song was “You Light Up My Life.”
Today is also the day that the writer of “You Light Up My Life” was indicted on sex charges.
Mazel Tov?
I want to be a drummer SO BAD.
Someone teach me before I write to “Made.”
PROGRAMMING NOTE -
Streeter and I usually host CollegeHumor Live and we usually blow the audience’s minds. However, this month the hosting/mind blowing will be done by Pat & Sarah, who will then bring out Streeter and I (separately) to do full stand-up sets. Since the audience’s minds will already be blown, Streeter and I will instead concentrate on knocking their socks off. All that plus Adam Newman and Jake & Amir! See you there!
I had such a crush on the Mad Hatter as a kid.
Now Johnny Depp is playing him in Tim Burton’s “Wonderland.”
:-)
A teenager is suing her tattoo artist after she claims she asked for three stars on her face, and woke up to 56.
‘It is terrible for me,’ said Kimberley yesterday. ‘I cannot go out on to the street, I am so embarrassed. I just look horrible.’
First step to not looking horrible? Don’t get any face tattoos. Second step, take that goddamned belt off. Youth these days.
Breakdown:
Touring and Merchandise—$14 million
Album Sales—$21 million
Music Publishing—$8 million
Film—$5 million
Endorsements—$20 million
Tour Sponsors—$4 million
Fashion—$15 million
BRB, gonna go to Subway for some recession lunch.
Oh Facebook, you once had so much potential. Now look at you!
Twitter is out there saving the goddamned world and this is what you’re doing?
I am so disappointed.