CollegeHumor Punchline Magazine CollegeCandy Vimeo Flickr - - - jessicaagi[at]gmail[dot]comTumblr (3.0; @jess-agi)http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/<embed width="400" height="333" flashvars="key=6bbd1624fc" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_6bbd1624fc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://davidfuternick.tumblr.com/post/257655423/the-best-of-susie-greene-via-soupsoup" target="_blank">davidfuternick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The Best of Susie Greene</p> <p>(via <a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/257649860/the-best-of-susie-greene" target="_blank">soupsoup</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>Though passive on the outside, I assure you Susie Greene represents my inner monologue.</p>http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/257867236http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/257867236Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:21:04 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmd4dUFLa1qz8x18o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mattedits.tumblr.com/post/255707999/sometimes-go-karting-is-part-of-my-job" target="_blank">mattedits</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sometimes go-karting is part of my job.</p> </blockquote> <p>Fun day at work today…though I learned I am definitely not meant for driving.</p>http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/256265637http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/256265637Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:14:53 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktje651eHY1qza9ero1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://clondon.tumblr.com/post/253657478/for-jess-agi-my-favourite-contradiction" target="_blank">clondon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>For <a href="http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">jess-agi</a>, my favourite contradiction.</p> </blockquote>http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/253659618http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/253659618Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:48:47 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pjFx5E8S6yg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pjFx5E8S6yg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Welcome to my life during thesis-mania.</p>http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/253396142http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/253396142Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:37:51 -0500<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34066795/ns/entertainment-television/">Ways to fix SNL</a>http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/252808992http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/252808992Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:35:43 -0500I will run an ad-free, attractive and accurate lyrics web site. We’ve put men on the goddamned...http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/252732621http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/252732621Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:09:28 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktg2p7mtuj1qzs5fao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://frankhejl.tumblr.com/post/252350861/a-phrase-i-quoted-many-a-time-in-my-early-20s" target="_blank">frankhejl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A phrase I quoted many a time in my early 20’s. Though some would claim I have used this even in my late 20’s.</p> <p><a href="http://toridactyl.tumblr.com/post/252157592/helloclarice-insidelingo-gtfomom-should-i" target="_blank">toridactyl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://helloclarice.tumblr.com/post/251974106/insidelingo-gtfomom-should-i-bolt-every-time-i" target="_blank">helloclarice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://insidelingo.tumblr.com/post/251802588/gtfomom-should-i-bolt-every-time-i-get-that" target="_blank">insidelingo</a>:<a href="http://gtfomom.tumblr.com/post/251595105/should-i-bolt-every-time-i-get-that-feeling-in-my" target="_blank">gtfomom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><i>Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I’ve been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I’ve come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.</i></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>(this truth took me 28 years to absorb)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/252724608http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/252724608Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:00:56 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kth69xBqNI1qzb2hmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://sweethomestyle.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">sweethomestyle</a>)</p>http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/252722417http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/252722417Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:58:39 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4b082c0795c6760c/4727a250e66f9723/f9f36d27/-cpid/a8e097475cb0d1fe" id="W4727a250e66f97234b082c0795c6760c" width="400" height="294"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4b082c0795c6760c/4727a250e66f9723/f9f36d27/-cpid/a8e097475cb0d1fe" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ientertainmyself.com/post/252073840/jimmy-fallon-nails-the-real-housewives-series-i" target="_blank">hilarysiegel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Jimmy Fallon NAILS the Real Housewives series.  I LOVE THIS!  Why have I not seen this before?  Oh yeah, because I never watch Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.</p> </blockquote> <p>Ditto—this is amazing.</p>http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/252095135http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/252095135Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:30:52 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/251588808/tumblr_ktg2d1Dvy01qz8mte&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Glad to report that:</p> <p>-“Pirate Radio” was amazing and I can’t wait to see it again<br/> -my date didn’t make fun of me for sobbing like a baby<br/> -I was reminded to bring this song back into my life</p>http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/251588808http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/251588808Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:39:01 -0500<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktc2zgAPUh1qz8mteo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Dear world,</p> <p>Please become more like <a title="Tom Philip" target="_blank" href="http://tomphilip.tumblr.com/">Tom Philip</a>, who drew this amazing picture of me and Hanson as a thank you today.</p> <p>Love,<br/>Jessica</p>http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/249077519http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/249077519Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:02:03 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qVs6X9yIM_k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qVs6X9yIM_k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Bob Dylan’s version of “Must Be Santa”</p> <p>IS THIS HOW AWESOME ALL CHRISTMAS PARTIES ARE?!</p> <p>Ah hem, not that Channukah parties aren’t awesome…</p>http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/248451512http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/248451512Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:49:14 -0500Would Kimmy Gibler, Screech, Fez and Harry Solomon be friends or enemies?http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/248035944http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/248035944Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:11:17 -0500amandalynferri: bobdebird: Teaming up with College Humor on Thursday. Should be...http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/247978114http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/247978114Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:24:33 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w3uG8LLuVPQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w3uG8LLuVPQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.owenparsons.net/post/246884220/this-is-the-most-exciting-movie-trailer-ive-ever" target="_blank">owenparsons</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is the most exciting movie trailer I’ve ever seen, and it deserves your immediate attention.</p> </blockquote> <p>Thank you Owen.</p>http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/246905232http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/246905232Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:24:54 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt7t0wDt331qz500ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/246225749/weiner-dog-shirt-via-ianbroyles" target="_blank">jonahray</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Weiner Dog Shirt!!!</p> <p><a href="http://ianbroyles.tumblr.com/post/246223095/youll-grow-into-it" target="_blank">(via ianbroyles</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>For those wondering, this is my dream pet.</p>http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/246868690http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/246868690Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:50:20 -0500John Stamos is receiving the 2,393rd star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame tomorrow, which will be...http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/245668697http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/245668697Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:24:43 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt4ko1fNip1qz8mteo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Paul Rudd in GQ’s “Men of the Year” issue.</p> <p>Oh, the things I would do to this man…</p>http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/244159761http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/244159761Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:43:13 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt4e8e0mdd1qz8mteo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Last one of the year—let’s hang out!</p>http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/244038279http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/244038279Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:24:14 -0500EW's list of dream SNL hosts: Jane Lynch FTWhttp://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/243991547http://jess-agi.tumblr.com/post/243991547Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:31:28 -0500