Jess Agi

“Maybe This Time” - Liza Minnelli Can’t wait...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:30:50 -0500

“Maybe This Time” - Liza Minnelli

Can’t wait until I’m retired in Boca and able to enjoy my nightly apple martini and enviable “Jewish grandma” record collection.

Alaska State Troopers

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:17:07 -0500

…are among the worst people I’ve ever met. I can’t believe National Geographic...

I should take my own advice.

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:18:32 -0500

Duane Reade Checkout Lady: Should I do it? Me: ...do what? DRCL: I can't tell. It's personal....

“How to Train Your Dragon” THE MOVIE!!!!!!

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:24:34 -0500

“How to Train Your Dragon” THE MOVIE!!!!!!

conormckeon: A skeptical former co-worker, who shall remain...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:35:08 -0500

conormckeon:

A skeptical former co-worker, who shall remain nameless (*cough* Ben Joseph *cough) expressed a great level of doubt when they received the news of my getting a haircut, and promptly asked for photographic evidence. This is that evidence. I hope they’re happy.

Conor is a total heartthrob. So glad I got to press a heart button to honor his post.

clondon: I was wrong. There is a way to make Lady Gaga...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:09:09 -0500

clondon:

I was wrong. There is a way to make Lady Gaga enjoyable.

…but let it be known that this is the only way.

fuckyeahspace: “It’s not how small the Earth is, it’s just how...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:34:37 -0500

fuckyeahspace:

“It’s not how small the Earth is, it’s just how big everything else is.”

— Bill Anders

Welp, this is all it takes for me to feel really embarrassed about whatever dumb problems I currently have.

Thanks for making threesomes fun again, Britney!

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:39:55 -0500

Thanks for making threesomes fun again, Britney!

jennifermorris: steveagee: My landlord, Ken and his son...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:33:21 -0400

jennifermorris:

steveagee:

My landlord, Ken and his son Riley. God I love Halloween.

This is my favourite photo on the internet.

COOL DAD!

Ewoks + wine + Al Roker = Al Roker getting humped by a drunk...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:04:03 -0400

Ewoks + wine + Al Roker = Al Roker getting humped by a drunk Ewok on live TV

(FF to 1:30)

clondon: You’re welcome. I’ve never felt happier.

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:16:45 -0400

clondon:

You’re welcome.

I’ve never felt happier.

dominiquecherise: www.thefuntheory.com <3 creativity.

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:14:06 -0400

dominiquecherise:

www.thefuntheory.com

<3 creativity.

(via clondon) lol

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:49:44 -0400

(via clondon)

lol

streeter: Tonight! CH Live - 9:30 at the UCB! Come hang out...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:46:08 -0400

streeter:

Tonight! CH Live - 9:30 at the UCB!

Come hang out with us! Just jump on the standby line at 9 and there is a 100% chance you’ll get in. If not, I will give you $5 of my own money after the show.

Maybe…

If you don’t get in via standby, I also will give you $5 of Streeter’s own money.

Whoa, TV execs...really?!

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:42:10 -0400

Whoa, TV execs...really?!: I hope this is the last—albeit horrifying—straw and inspires...

sweethomestyle: disciple: I hope this is a room in my future...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:26:41 -0400

sweethomestyle:

disciple:

I hope this is a room in my future house that you can only enter via a secret door.

"people objectify you you look like you’re in a boy band."

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:22:04 -0400

“people objectify you you look like you’re in a boy band.” - Jessica Agi. Probably the...

My favorite shows are becoming video games!

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 09:38:51 -0400

My favorite shows are becoming video games!

hilarysiegel: eightbit: I spent some time in Chicago and San...

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:50:07 -0400

hilarysiegel:

eightbit:

I spent some time in Chicago and San Rafael. Enjoy.

Aww, cute! I wish it were longer. That was a fun trip.

Ditto.

Pun Of The Day: Day One

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:47:26 -0400

clondon: Did you hear about the guy who entered a pun contest? He really, really wanted to win, so...